Buhtt sex?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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