I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I want to make a zoo with you.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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