you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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