Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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