Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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