do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i think my mom watched the whole time
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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