he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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