Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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