When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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