somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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