You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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