You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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