Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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