he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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