You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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