its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I am midnight drunk by noon
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize