I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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