Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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