Plan B is the new Plan A
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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