I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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