dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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