tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest