I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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