Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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