i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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