Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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