spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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