are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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