Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Randomize
