The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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