I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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