This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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