My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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