your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Two words: blizzard sex
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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