ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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