stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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