i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
