THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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