i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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