so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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