i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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