Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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