My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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