Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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