Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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