it was a shit show
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That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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