One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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