but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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