Me too!
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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