Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude i'm inner monologue high
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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