K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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