So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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