Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
