i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
